wishing the blogfather
here's wishing ram, currently battling an energy crisis on the sandy monsoon shores of goa, a happy happy birthday.
have a super year
have a super year
posted by Anonymous at 2:45 pm
The artist’s will is secondary to the process he initiates from idea to completion. His willfulness may only be ego. - Sol Lewitt
posted by Anonymous at 2:45 pm
2 Comments:
blogfather?!!??
thanx kindly
Desolate virtual space
Enter heavily armed paladin – 'Blogfather' – dragging large jute sack
(declares as per grand entrance norms)
IT IS I BLOGFATHER!
(laughs)
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
(spins jute bag overhead)
WIELDER OF UNSCRUPULOUS POSTS
RECYCLER OF USELESS INFORMATION
INDOMITABLE TRAWLER AND SLUDGE FLING MASTER
CERTIFIED PSYCHOTIC (WITH PERSONALITY DISORDER - CLUSTER 'B' TYPE SYMPTOMS)
AND…
(lobs sack unceremoniously, it falls and bursts open, revealing the bloody, dismembered corpse of Peter Pan)
PERPETUATOR OF UNRELENTING INTELLECTUAL CARNAGE
(switches out of upper case)
Never never land has been sacked. Hook and Smee got married. The croc is my suitcase. The Lost Boys have been shipped off to the Philippines to work in Nike sweat shops, the rest have been supplied to MJ.
(raises boot to show crushed goop with wisps of slivery wings messily mashed into the treading)
And Tinker Bell's bit the dust too!
(laughs)
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
(laughs so much he acquires a slur)
Thoo moths thoo phirth dafth. We thoo thewed maaan.
Exiths in dheep thoth.
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